Michael Hayden - owner
Deep in the recess of one's mind lies the incomparable desire to express – and continue to express thoughts, emotions, and dreams of what the future might hold. But what can one man do? What can he use to alter his destiny, and affect the whole world in the process? Can a simple captured moment in song, artwork, or even feats of strength stand to change anything?
One man dares to answer just that.
A man from a small village. A man that fought a dragon – blindfolded. The legendary conqueror of the 29th century war riots in Europe… where peace was no more. Able to sail the high seas, and conquer any ship that opposes him. The heir to the throne of the New Land, and the only hope we have against the tyranny of the Pig Men. When all hope seems lost, this one man will use his superhuman powers to turn those evil pigs into bacon… and still make it home in time – with dinner.
That man, is not Mike Hayden– but it would be super cool if you believed it was him. Because if any of that makes you think Mike can help you any more than he already can – involving computers, of course – then by all means, bring it to he who can save your computer!
Mike's technological history goes back to his young years, while messing around with his parents computer and broke it, in a fit to not get blamed he attempted to cover up the damage done, only to end up fully repairing it, and lasting for many years to come. The computer thought to be a dead piece of equipment, its destiny had seemed to end in its destruction. But hark! Mike found his inner talent able to bring the forsaken computer to life again! From there, Mike has traveled long and far from the northern reaches of Thompson Rd., down to the farthest valleys south of Owen Rd. to garner a knowledge base capable of saving nearly every computer he comes in contact with! Test him of his knowledge. Challenge his tinkering abilities. We assure you that I am the man that can find an answer, and bring your computer back to life.